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Hello Everyone!
Tokai On Air's
Men and...
- Ryo and... - Jimegawa.
- Today, we have... - Excuse me.
- Yes? - Where did you go today?
Ms. Tetsuya?
Earlier, when you were watching "Demon Slayer",
you went home, didn't you?
- No, I didn't. - Yes, you didn't.
- Today, we have someone else.
Not "another", but
I think
people's most important power is
"language ability"!
- Language ability. - Yes.
There are various abilities,
but if you can't
translate or translate,
you can only speak.
That's the world we live in now.
So, this time,
you'll have to do
a language ability test
you've never done before.
Words you don't know,
words your partner speaks well,
words you don't know,
and vice versa.
- So... - What?
- What language ability are you good at? - Me?!
- You can tell, can't you?!
- English.
- Yeah, I can not speak English.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- This time, unlike the usual language ability test,
you're good at Japanese.
But, this time,
you're not good at Japanese.
This is a Japanese language ability test.
- Oh... - You're good at Japanese?
- No, I'm fluent in Japanese.
You can hear me.
You can't even say you're fluent in Japanese.
But you can speak Japanese.
There are people like you
who can speak Japanese.
So, I asked you
for a listening test I came up with.
After hearing it,
you can help a foreign person
who can't speak Japanese.
- You're better at Japanese than usual, aren't you?
I can't do it!
- Sorry. - Move on.
When you're in a rural area,
you may be able to use difficult dialects
such as "um-cha" and "kaiwa"
to communicate with people.
Oh?
Before we get started,
let's do it.
- OK. - OK.
- Where are you going? - Huh?
- Where are you going all of a sudden? - I'm not going anywhere.
- Where are you going? - I'm not going anywhere.
- Then you can say "let's go" or something like that, right? - I don't know any Japanese words.
This time's question format
is as follows.
For example,
in the house,
dad and mom are talking.
Dad, you have to clean up
what you ate.
Shut up! Have some fun! What are you talking about?!
You're saying that again. I'm not your employee!
Shut up! It's not like you! Just listen to me!
You're the worst! I'll break up with you!
Something like that.
I see, I see.
So, you two are talking to each other?
So, that's right.
I won't say "I'm your mom" right now.
I see, I see.
If you say it, you'll understand, right? That's how we'll proceed.
I see.
Shut up!
I said it wrong.
I'll say it.
Let's go!
Dad and mom are talking in front of the convenience store while smoking cigarettes.
What did you buy?
Oh, it's not just this. It's my octopus.
Until recently, I've always wanted one like yours, dad.
Small black shell.
With a stick pocket.
Daddy!
"You're seventy-four years old, aren't you?" "Eleven years old, too," I said.
Before I used the excuse "daddy," I was ashamed of myself.
"What's wrong with you, son?" "Daddy, you too," I said. "Daddy, you're a shit daddy," I said.
"Daddy, you're too old," I said. "Daddy, you're old," I said.
"Daddy, you're too old," I said.
"You're such a young man with such a heart," I said. "That's why you're single until you're this age," I said.
"Well, if you were twenty years younger," I said. "Would you like me to marry you?"
"Oh, me? Even now?" "Yes, why?" "Nothing," I said.
"If I were your age," I said. "Would you like me to marry you?"
"Yes," I said. "What do you think?"
- What? - Oh, wait a minute.
- Oh, I got it. - I got it.
- How was it? - How was it?!
- It was fun. - Yeah, it was fun.
- I don't think you should teach Japanese that much. - Yeah, you're right.
- But I got it now. - Yeah!
- I think I got it too. - Yeah, me too.
- Then, Ryo-san, go ahead! - Okay.
- 54 years old. - "What do you think?"
"74 years old" is the first word I heard.
If you were 90 years old, would you marry me?
"I'd marry you anyway" is the second word I heard.
"I'd marry you anyway" is the third word I heard.
- I see. - Yeah.
- Then, Yumemaru-san, go ahead! - Okay.
- I'm 37 years old. - What?!
- I'm 37 years old too. - What?!
"17 years old" and "young" have age differences.
- Oh, I see. - "74" minus "20 years old and young" makes "37" I think.
- I realized I was 37 years old. - Okay, then.
We've listened to you so far.
- Would you like to watch the video? - Yes, I would.
- Does it matter that much? - No, it doesn't.
- Here's the result. - Okay.
The correct answer is...
37 years old.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm so proud of you! - I'm so proud of you!
In this story, an old man and an old woman...
- An old woman?! - An old woman?!
...talk in front of a convenience store.
The old man says, "If you were young, you could marry me."
The old woman says, "No, I'm okay now."
"What?" "Nothing!"
Don't understand a woman's heart.
- It's a bit emotional. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're a proud old man.
Rather than listening to the old man and the old woman...
...is it more difficult for you to understand who they are?
You got me!
I was talking without thinking!
In the middle of the story...
...what did the man say?
- Oh, that part? - What did you make him say?
History question.
If you can hear what he said...
- ...I'll give you a point. - Thank you.
Tetsuya makes you say a lot of bad things.
No, I don't like it.
When the old woman caught a beautiful woman and asked her what she said...
...the old man said, "What's beautiful about her?"
That's what he said.
- Okay. - Listen and write it down.
- Here I go! - Okay.
What?
What's wrong with you?
You too, old woman.
Damn you, old woman.
Old woman, come here.
Old man, come here.
Let's play a game.
Let's do it.
- Here it is! - Okay. - If you write it all down, it's okay.
- It's long, isn't it? - I couldn't understand it halfway.
- I don't have any excuse. - Let's do it in order.
"What's wrong with you?" "Old woman, old woman."
"Damn you, old woman." "Old woman, come here."
- But it's like this. - "Old woman, old woman."
- Let's go, Yume. - "Old woman, old woman."
"Damn you, old woman." "Old woman, come here."
- I'm missing some parts. - I see. It's different.
- Ryo-san! - "What's wrong with you?"
"Damn you, old woman." "Old woman, come here."
- "Old woman, old woman." - "Old woman, old woman."
- Most of you said "paon chao". - I heard it thousands of times.
"Paon chao", "paon chao".
I'll read it for you.
"Paon chao", "paon chao".
Why old woman, old woman, old woman...
Paon chao
- "Paon chao" - I become "paon chao".
- May I ask you one more time? - Yes.
"paonchao" and "yachana"
"paonchao" "paonchao"
paonchao
Small "ya" and small "yu" are difficult!
Let's go with the second question!
Second question!
As Takashi-kun was walking, he accidentally stopped at a traffic light.
Takashi-kun, if you're in such a hurry, where are you going?
No, I have to walk very slowly, you know?
No, you have to walk very fast.
There are good things about being alive.
You're not going to jump in and commit suicide, are you?
No, I'm not. I'm tired of being alive because I can't become a manga artist.
That's what you said a year ago, right? I mean, you said you wanted a train, right?
Oh, thank you for using the train for my movement. Why did you say that to me? What are you?
Oh, I didn't say it, did I? I made it, you know, the train.
Again, there's no reason for it.
No, it's true. It was really hard. I didn't have a job either, but it was worth it. I also had a wife who would become a cabinet secretary, a nurse, and a director.
What?! Really?! Of course not! You're lying! Get well soon! You're a coward, aren't you?! What is your dream, Takashi-kun?
"De gozaimasu." "Ah, de gozaimasu!" "It's difficult for two men of about the same age." "Hmm, it's difficult." "I don't know which one is which." "Are you done?" "Yes!" "Then there's a dream, too!" "Yes, Takashi-kun's dream." "The middle one!" "I see! Which one is it?" "It's the same! The middle one!" "Hiroshi-kun's dream is to become a cabinet secretary." "I think Hiroshi-kun said it as a joke." "I think so, too."
"Wow! This is the dream I gave up on ten years ago!" "The correct answer is..." "Ah, this guy will say it." "The correct answer is this one!" "Correct!"
Manga!
We got it!
We got it right!
This conversation is...
Hiroshi-kun is crazy about manga, right?
Takashi-kun gave up on manga ten years ago.
I knew it, but I wasn't calm.
What's your score?
5, 2, 2, 0, 1.
You're crazy.
No, you're crazy.
You're crazy.
I'm already mad.
Ah, hello, hello.
Thank you for coming.
It was a fun quiz.
What happens most suddenly?
Grand Cross.
Is it a different thing?
Maybe, if we can't get this far.
No, you want to do it?
No, shall we?
No no no...
But it's a routine, isn't it? It's a routine...
The things that will be decided in the video are what I said at the beginning of the video...
The last one is new. It's your first time, right?
I'll give you a chance.
I see, okay, okay.
Magnifying Glass, Winner, Vandy Photography.
Yumemaru Win, two-day shooting.
Lyowyn, baweek.
If I win, I'll, uh, come out with a lot of energy...
No, I hope you don't get too excited, Tetsuya...
Are you okay?
That's strange...
You'll succeed with your makeup and the way you talk...
No, no...
No, wait...
It's terrible!
Is the flow difficult?
no...
let's go!
Win first...
Paper-paper-scissors-pon!
Let's meet!
Oh!
That's bad!
I don't think I'll lose a quarter...
I agree...
One of these will go out in an instant...
That's bad!
This is bad!
Nice to meet you...
yes...
Win first...
Paper-paper-scissors-pon!
Wow! White!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm kidding!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, you shouldn't say that.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, you!
It's funny.
It's been a while.
I worked hard and prepared it for you.
Why is the quiz boring?
It's really boring.
Maybe you should think about it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
If you do the quiz, you have to play rock-paper- scissors at the end.
Oh, no.
It's pretty annoying.
Why did you come in?
Get out of there!
You've been rampaging for eight years.
You're doing well.
You're good at rock-paper-scissors.
From tomorrow, I'll be like this.
Please take care of me.
I'll win.
I don't know when you'll win.
See you in the next movie.